the cashier at 7-11 gave me my slurpee for free and said “I’m not gonna have you pay for something you’re just going to put on your eyes,” I’m assuming because my eyes are all red and puffy.

t-t-thanks?

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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being normal and in control of your emotions and able to breathe properly is overrated anyway

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poisoning lives and ruining good vibes

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shitty person

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so where’s a website where I can hire someone to pretend to be interested in my life and existence

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I went out to eat today and there was a super nice employee ok so as she’s giving me my refill before I leave I say thanks but she was saying “here you go” at the SAME TIME. this was six hours ago but I’m still wondering if she knew I said thank you. if she knew I appreciated her service. this will haunt me for days  :((((((((((((

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